Thursday, 30 September 2010

Willow Manor Ball 2010

Stop Press!
Social Butterfly Helen Chooses man over myth!

Of all Valentino's and rakes,
She first chose Jude Law! Goodness sakes!
But someones said; "Woonie!
Don't be a loonie!
He just doesn't have what it takes!"

Now that has been decided guys, take look at my partner and weep!

We must agree that Woonie looks absolutely gorgeous in her lovely aqua, er murky, er red dresses.
That means three dances I must have with Helen, Blogland's top supporter of poets. But I would love to dance with anyone else who likes Count Basie.

But, What the... ! Oh dear! That damned Jude law must have been so miffed, he stole my clothes!

How could I possibly lose
My ball suit and tie, I accuse,
Jude Law, sneaky dude.
Now I'll have to come nude
'Cause all I can find are my shoes!

This a recent photo.
Well, I acquired it recently from here

I just hope I do not offend anyone but let's face it.
With a body like mine who'd want to hide it!

Get your dance card filled now at the Willow Manor Ball


  1. Very much fun! (I like Count Basie...let's dance.)

  2. I've Been * Dancing at the Willow Ball *
    ** FOREVER **
    Stunning Gown and Sexy Tuxedo a Must !
    This Year With * Wonderful Patrick Swayze *
    An Absolutely Fantabulous Evening ...

  3. Oh my, Stafford, you're making me blush. Here, maybe you can wear one of my woolly socks, you know, so you won't be completely naked. Speaking of, I'm trying to keep a "stiff" upper lip, since I am so envious of your wonderful date.

  4. Love the abs..who knew? Bet Jude doesn't write poetry..definitely a priority for me! Save the last dance for moi, please!!

  5. OH NO you don't Ms. Lynn ... Mr. Ray specifically promised me the first and last dances. I have my signed dance card as proof!

    What a night!

  6. I am so jealous of Helen....that Aussi air looks like it has been good to you....Save me one little dance...bkm

  7. Please, do arrive nude, but sans the shoes and, for all that his right and pure, do not wear socks.

  8. And Helen, as glamorous as she is, is really having to watch that the other ladies don't try to steel her date! But I can see why ...oh did I mention the fun I am having from my spot at the top of the stairs? I can see ALL and as Kath from Kath & Kim said "I like what I see!"

  9. Oh Helen you are in for a treat. That Stafford is one big MAN! Oh la la

  10. My spelling mistake above is completely unintentional - I meant steal!!

  11. You have a better body than my date...he is round like a ball....:-)

  12. lol! Definitely a body like that should be celebrated! :)

  13. I was at the ball...could not find you. My, my! You must have been daancing all night. Or were you over at Alan Rickman's Hamlet Corner?

  14. I have answered your query about thermettes on my Old Forest blog, they are fantastic things and we use our old (very old) thermette all the time when on holiday down south. We need another one to have up here (North Island) for when we are out and about.

  15. Wonderful tribute to a hero - your daughter.. love it .. thanks for sharing..
    It was worth another try too..

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