Thursday, 30 September 2010

Magpie 34

Choosing the light of your life.














Don’t decide which one to pick,
Until you know what makes them tick.
This one will fail.
Just like your male,
It can’t perform with no wick!


Pic and prompt at Magpie Tales

30 comments:

  1. hahahaha...very clever... you tickled the funny bone again.. "WICK was wicked and smart"... Great mag !!!

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  2. Delightfully *WICK-ED * Stafford ..

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  3. perfect rhyme,
    your words hit truth yet ring musically.
    magnificent magpie.

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  4. Ah, ribaldry. Where would we be without you? {-)

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  5. hahaha... there you are again!

    brilliant Magpie :)

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  6. oh lawdy- yer so bawdy!
    hah! Great post!

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  7. I'm so glad I did not hear
    the warnings said so loud and clear
    "live your life with the one you picked
    and pay no mind to his wandering d**k"
    but I chose to go astray
    and give my thanks on every day
    for finding one in my older life
    who fits the needs of an older wife.

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  8. In my poor demented, hung-over state ... I say I had nothing to do with this Magpie - nothing whatsoever!

    Willow Ball indeed!!!

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  9. Such a funny little rhyme in your poem. Wanna see my magpie? It's at http://thelunaticsdiary.blogspot.com

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  10. Laughing. Who would have guessed...

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  11. You are right performance is important...lol
    No one can write a funny poem like you Stafford! I love it! :-)

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  12. That keeps us smiling! LOL :)

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  13. Clever little rhyme. Love the humor.

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  14. Great word play here. Nice Mag. Love and Light, Sender

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  15. hahaha...having a wick sure comes in handy...smiles.

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  16. Wonderful, truth behind the wordplay! :-)

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  17. Ribald, bawdy, and naughty,
    and yet humorous and true
    and off color and off center
    and so very you.
    Though I am a fledgling magpie
    I am loving the flight down under;
    you never disappoint!

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  18. You are the best, Staff. Thanks for the Monday morning giggles!

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  19. Fun! i loved the rhythm and the lightheartedness of this piece :)

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  20. he he he.....you've no idea how many times I'll be using that last line...!!

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