Aqua di Parma men’s cologne?
(That) gender bender feromone !
When you’re with me,
I pre-fer to be
Turned on by real testosterone!
Pepe, darling! What is that you're wearing?
Eau de sewer. Like it?
Oh yes, much nicer than your usual odeur du bumsquirt!
Grrrr! Lurve it when you speak French!
Prompt: Magpie Tales
Picture: Skunks
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It always sounds so much better in French.....
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! odeur du ... soo funny!!
ReplyDeleteEverything sounds better in french, even eau de sewer, maybe Chanel would market it?
ReplyDeleteStafford this is hilarious!!! :-):-)
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Great Magpie. Love and Light, Sender
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing me ass off too! Good lord you're so dang clever with words...and a picture perfect photo to garnish your poem!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wit you have!
ReplyDeletetestosterone..does it for me
your writing is like a burst of sunshine
loved it
What a cute little drama you have imagined! Back after the first.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds as though Dorothy Parker could have written it :-)
ReplyDeleteNow you may have indeed taken flirting to another level -- just not sure what level. Too much fun, with an aire o' romance
ReplyDelete...
Ooh la la .........
ReplyDeleteStepped up and swigged a warm
ReplyDeletebeer, jacked up your maleness
and stroked your humor gland,
and spoke for all of us, sir.
Thanks for the giggle, and the
barely mantled jest needed
to be tossed into the
magpie nest.
:-)
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Oh Stafford Brillant...and I must say..you are Sooo! right...bkm
ReplyDeleteThose cute little skunks,what scent bothers them?...all too funny..
ReplyDeleteLaughed right into tears - fun!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha, hilarious Stafford! Skunks with attitude and accents - what more could you ask for - ooolala!
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt is a great Magpie, and I can't believe that you were on a sort of wavelength with me regarding skunks. Where I went with a previously posted poem about perfume, I tried through the day to conjure up something using skunks as the theme so that I could post one of my home videos of the skunks who dine nightly in our backyard! We have at least three and have seen as many as seven. They are used to my husband and me and stand still while we go about nightly chores like feeding the garage cats, emptying the garbage, etc. When they aren't afraid of people they show what charming little creatures they truly are. :)
ReplyDeletePepe le Pew is oh-so-sexy!
ReplyDeleteLaughter... last night I had to convince my love he didn't need to shower, that sometimes a bit of sweat-coating is sexy... and somehow (maybe it was the limited time before we had to go out and meet friends) he believed me and met my challenge... ummm.. head on.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the luscious reminder... I'm off in bliss again by more than Italian cologne!
Ahhh, you had me at the word testosterone. I stopped wearing perfume the day I realized that nothing combats the smell of old age.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletegreat...
eau de bumsquirt...rofl....
ReplyDeletei like the spice of eau naturel...
nice mag!
haha the skunk conversation is priceless. This was very entertaining and well written!
ReplyDeletegreat and funny magpie!
ReplyDeleteOdiferously funny! Love the little skunks.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Especially the conversation between the skunks :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha. And an A to the MEN. I can attest that women do lot like all that metrosexual stuff. I don't want a man who smells sweeter than I do. It's just not right. LOLZ!
ReplyDelete:D:D... fun read !!
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No Guessin 'WHAT' to Wear
**Testosterone Meets Estrogen **
The *Odeur Du Game* To Play!!
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I Dare You ...
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