Monday, 12 September 2011
Hearsay
Yesterday I heard,
‘A 10c can and bottle deposit system would do little to improve recycling.’
Source: Coca Cola -Amatil.
Last week I heard,
‘There is no credible evidence that mobile phones usage raises the risk of brain tumours.’
Source: Eriksson, Nokia etc.
Last month I heard,
‘Coal seam gas fracking was safe and would not harm groundwater.’
Source: Arrow Energy.
A year ago I heard,
‘A price on carbon would cripple the economy.’
Source: ‘Climate change is bunkum” Abbott.
Two years ago I heard,
‘Big miners will cease operations in Australia if their profits are taxed.’
Source: Rio Tinto and BHP Billiton.
Twenty years ago I heard,
‘Lead in petrol is essential to prevent engine wear.’
Source: GM, Ford, Chrysler, Toyota, Nissan, etc.
Thirty years ago I heard,
‘You cannot build brake pads, linings and clutches without asbestos.’
Source: Hardy-Ferodo.
Forty years ago I heard,
‘There is no evidence that tobacco smoking is harmful.’
Source: Philip Morris and British Tobacco.
Fifty years ago I heard,
‘A self abuser very often goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot.’
Source: Lord Baden Powell.
Sixty years ago I heard,
‘Wanking causes blindness.’
Source: Some kids at school.
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Haha great stuff. Loved it.
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Very nicely written! I love it!
ReplyDeleteThis is superbe Stafford - I'll tweet it for you - a perfect way to make a point in a subtle but not ranty way - applause!
ReplyDeleteIts amazing what spin doctors will say to get you to buy their product without a shred of evidence to back up their claims :-).
ReplyDeleteExcellent stuff Stafford - Big business only looks after its own interests.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm - left a similar observation on another blog I have visited (thinking it the only one) - all your blogger tools are visible - maybe mine are(?) so the potential is there to seriously mess up your blog.
Thought you should know. I will visit mine from elsewhere and see if it is a problem to some - but not all - blogger blogs.
Anna :o]
Stafford - quick update.
ReplyDeleteIf I visit other blogger blogs from my blog user address - many, including my own have all the editing tools visible.
If I visit blogs from the 'real me' user site - mine doesn't, but yours still does.
Peculiar and possibly damaging state of affairs.
Anna :o]
Yes, if we are looking for "truth" one might consider the source. You are amazing... the things you listen to.
ReplyDeleteLet's see... haven't I always heard, "They lie?"
ReplyDeleteAnd what makes you deaf?
ReplyDeleteGreat well posed post Stafford.
reflective and divine.
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Point well made.
ReplyDeleteOh, good to 'see' you again; it's been awhile. Thanks for the visit.
ReplyDeletegreat stuff stafford!
ReplyDeleteas to the visible tools, someone should try stuffing up someone elses blog...you could change it back!
Delightful, Stafford! Thank you for making me grimmace and laugh at the same time. OOOO the "truths" they claim to tell. LOL.
ReplyDeleteFYI, I FB shared with a dare to read.
Five hundred years ago I heard the earth was flat. Source: Anyone associated with the Catholic church.
ReplyDeleteAnd actually, wanking causes you to grow hairs on your palms. Source: Also anyone associated with the Catholic Church. Hahaha.
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