It just shows that we are such prudes,
depicting our Revenant dudes
in white flowing garments
when really, the varmints
would most likely come back as nudes!
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But if we left the average person's ghost naked, he or she would be remarkable for absurdity rather than scariness.
ReplyDeletehmmm...a naked ghost...and a revenant kind
ReplyDeleteI'd be scared
Snow nailed it. So there will be no nude ghosts. If there were, I wonder at what age a ghost would choose to be upon its return. I think I was cutest at about three. Hardly scary though, Suz.
ReplyDeleteI was ready for a taste of the Stafford Ray brand of humor .... I'm one of twelve jurors in a trial that will continue through the week. Tons and tons of medical testimony. I am exhausted and it's only Tuesday! Thanks Stafford ~ by the way, I found that ghostly image quite attractive.
ReplyDeleteSmiling from the get go at your irreverent etude :-) Aura Dior---very, very clever Stafford.
ReplyDeletelol - great job!
ReplyDeleteI think you're right! Well thought!
ReplyDeleteWell, according to your logic they shouldn't come back in a body either ;) just an ethereal gloopy non-entity, barely visible to the eye (more a feeling than a visual) - but of course there is no such things as ghosts, are there!
ReplyDeleteeverything has been said... nice one sir! mmm... a naked ghost, never thought of that... LOL!
ReplyDeleteJJRod'z
with extremities nibbled too!
ReplyDeletegood fun Stafford, as expected
Isabel x
Just right!
ReplyDeletenope.....I think the naked ghost would be far scarier......!
ReplyDeleteI think I have it figured out. Contrary to their popular image, ghosts are really quite style conscious!
ReplyDeleteSnow...I am sticking to my guns...a naked ghost would be scary....
ReplyDeleteBut I'll bet Staffy was adorable at wee 3
Sorry Suz, no naked photos were taken when I was three. In fact I have no naked photos of me at any age... and to take one now would be, well, let's say; 'Like a dead turkey, I look better dressed'.
ReplyDeleteHa! I'm sure you will, Ford!
ReplyDeleteNice one, Stafford. Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI owe you again Stafford! You are awesome!
ReplyDelete:-)
haunting.
ReplyDeleteghosts, dead souls, they wear clothes humans could not see.
interesting magpie.
Lovely limerick Stafford - as always.
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
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