Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Magpie negative 7: selfish, difficult.

What an ass!
(In American English)



After dinner of consummate class,
Intimacy rebuffed, alas.
She wasn’t here for
What I was, so therefore;
I'm left with ‘a nice piece of glass’!

More stories and poems at Magpie Tales.

Think globally, act locally (read previous post, please).

32 comments:

  1. Ah the twists of communication or lack thereof! Love the limerick sound!

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  2. It does seem to work with an American accent ;) I get this one - haha

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  3. instead of a lovely piece o' a.......
    you clever man!

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  4. And there you go ... hope learn to read the signs a little better next time.

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  5. Love your think globally, act locally advice.

    And the good laugh too!

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  6. Stafford, this is just glassic!! Damn near fell off my chair, and I've just got started in my day! Thanks for the fun!

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  7. You wonderfully manic man, you!

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  8. LOL I liked this cheeky reminder to never fill your glass unless you're sure it comes with an ass lol hahaha

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  9. ouch, that smarts! but hilarious too!

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  10. Ha! Happens too often, I'm afraid. All she wanted was dinner. :)

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  11. Too funny! Meeting of the minds is not an easy feat!

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  12. Oh, the twists of getting together after class... meeting of the minds and then... sorry, got an early morning final.

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  13. I feel a kinship with Cad and Ada... LOL

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  14. Fun, upbeat work. Made me smile.

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  15. haha, so whimsical! I loved this. Thank you for sharing.

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  16. Stopping by yours is always a delight, Stafford. Thanks for the laugh.

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  17. This is brilliantly funny Stafford....I love it!!
    :-)

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  18. oh this is tasty and humorous! :D a delightful read! :)

    My Magpie Post

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  19. And to think that Helen thinks that this sentiment was inspired by old age. Ha, it's old age that makes the glass look rather appealing by comparison.

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