"Sex before marrying, never."
Say celibate priests, oh so clever.
"Let God bless your union
In Holy communion,
Or suffer His Hell-fires forever."
Poor old God gets bad press from me. But to be fair, he allowed me to be abused in his name.
I hope my friends are not offended by that. But, as Phillip Adams said (words to the effect): "Being an Atheist means there's no compulsion to hate anybody." And I don't, not even God.
Maybe you can find more politically correct contributions at Magpie Tales
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... feeling a tad tinged.
ReplyDeleteDid you mean 'singed'? You naughty girl!
ReplyDelete'Tinged' ... as in tinged with guilt my good man. Come to think of it, singed as well! Just call me "Sinner Woonie" ~
DeleteDon't call me 'your good man!' I lost any claim to biblical goodness at the first divorce!
DeleteSuch a topical piece in the present climate in Australia. We were all brought up in such an atmosphere of hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... Tony is a good catholic and who dares say he is hypocritical? Sorry, I can't help laughing.
DeleteGod is dead , and you are cool....i worship only economic ideology ....
ReplyDeleteAs Abe Lincoln said; 'You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of .... ' Economic Ideology? Haha!
DeleteI’m trembling with fear now..........
ReplyDeleteWell, that was interesting I think humans gave god a bad name..especially those who took advantage of their power..jmo..
ReplyDeleteI think that is about as close to the truth as we will get.
DeleteI don't actually think God said anyone practicing sex before marriage would experience hell-fire for ever. It was/is bigoted priests who say that . . . . :)
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for that! I was about to order the asbestos suit! ;-)
DeleteYES... I love how this went for you. Great Mag. Love and Light, S
ReplyDeleteTell it like it is, says I ! loved your irreverent offering, and if we're meant to be made in God's image - well - there you go...Makes me think of The Water Babies, with Mrs Do As You Would Be Done By, and Mrs Done By As You Did...
ReplyDeleteCan't improve on that!
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