Friday 9 July 2010

Orgasmic tomato.


Seductive red, pink, yellow, puce,
Take my body, shake me loose.
Hold me, love me,
Stroke me, kiss me.
Bite me, bite me, taste my juice.

Inspired by Magpie Tales.

49 comments:

  1. ..... feeling a tad verklempt right now! It's all good.

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  2. no take me!

    ;)...you rascal poet...now that that is over
    very good poem....

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  3. Somehow you made tomatoes sound risque....

    :)
    - Dina

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  4. oh, oh and I think that orgasmic is a nice alternative to organic....

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  5. Wow, the images this piece creates! Always enjoy what you write! :-)

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  6. oh yeah baby! Great biting piece! Love it!

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  7. i saw the magpie prompt for next week and thought geez..staffrod should see this...
    ...you did see it and thus the adorable poem.....

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  8. Nothing like a fresh tomato to get one in the mood!

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  9. Oh what a juicy poem! It trickles down the chin!

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  10. hahahahahaha

    Does your mother know you talk like that?

    Totally enjoyable.

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  11. What have you been drinking Stafford - hahahaha! Love it ;)

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  12. There must be some good tomatoes where you live. Great fun Magpie.

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  13. Slippery
    Satin Soft
    Warm
    Wet
    Sensuous
    Tongue Tingling
    Toe Curling
    One Seed At a Time
    Yes! No! Yes !
    I'll Have What She's Having
    PLEASE....

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  14. Great poem, and a unique look at the tomato. Unfortunately, all their juicy lusciousness doesn't tempt me. I'm one of those rare folks who's not a 'mater eater.

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  15. Needless to say there'd be no shortage of those Luscious ** Stir-Fry Struck Tomata Hopefulls ** lining up to be in * Your Wok * Cap'n Stafford

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  16. woohoo! hot and juicy magpie! lol.

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  17. Whew - let me just fan myself now :)

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  18. Helen, Karen, Bug, Brian, Butterfly, Gypsy, Brigid, Gabrielle, Crusty, Rinkly, Tumblewords, Suz, kathew, Carrie, Dina and Shirley: Thank you so much for the delightful comments, you caused so many endorphins to flow I am safe for at least another week. But I must stress to you all, this is a poem about eating tomatoes!

    Linda: whatever made you think this poem was about eating tomatoes!

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  19. Wonderful piece -- yes fresh vine ripe tomatoes are Orgasmic...bkm

    http://signedbkm.blogspot.com

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  20. I think I need to sit in the shade...It's getting a little too hot here. How's the weather in Australia? Isn't it cool and nice now for such hot stuff?

    Thanks, had fun here!

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  21. Wicked Stafford. I see only tomatoes!

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  22. Yu * Cheeky Devil Yu *

    Yu got us all seein * tomartas *
    Yu got us * feelin *orgastomarted *
    Now Yu tells us there be * B No Tomartas but ** Tomartas **

    ..* Orf Wif Yor Cherry * ( tomarta i.e. )

    P.S. No more watchin * Tomarta Wrestlin 4 Yu *

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  23. Hallelujah. Lip smackin' good!

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  24. And " Sweet Gabrielle "...( little fluffy )
    The answer to your question ::
    " What Does Stafford Dwink ? " ..

    " Waggy Tail" ... Will Slip Ya the Good Oil :
    Tis now ' Obvious to All '
    * HE THRIVES
    ** ON ORGASMIC TOMARTA JUICE ** !
    Way 2 Go Eh ???

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  25. Dear Stafford: So lovely! So temptingly naughty! Who knew a tomato could conjure such rapture? I did after I read your fine verse! Most excellent as ever! Going to keep this one on my tallboy in the boudoir! Thus we all "love apples" aka the once simple tomato!

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  26. where I come from it's the taters that's hot but you managed here to put maters in that spot..one darn good magpie!

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  27. Woweee! Now that's one hot tomato!

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  28. i will never look at tomatoes the same! your enjoyment of this lush fruit has brought a blush to my weathered cheeks and a smile to my lips!

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  29. AT LAST!, THE REAL PIED PIPER !
    Just Lead Me To The " Vine "
    I'll Follow " YOU "
    To " ANYWHERE"!
    To Share Your " Tomato Wine "

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  30. Now I want to bite into one. This was fun and delicious. I could almost dance to the tune of your words ;)

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  31. that's really cute and naughty! a favorite combination of mine ;P

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  32. I will definitely look at tomatoes differently from now on… bite me, bite me, taste me juice!!

    Great, fantastic Magpie.

    loveNlight
    Gabi

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  33. Oh - she is a seductress isn't she?

    Now I gotta go cool down.

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  34. Hey, I never knew tomatoes could be that HOT! :D

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  35. wow---this page is on fire!! that was some tomato!! great work!

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  36. Salsa with me baby, your chilli tomato hot : Salt me, pepper me , simmer me in your pot :

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  37. what a lovely take on tomatoes.
    cute and fun tale!

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  38. I'm usually cool as a cucumber, but this hot temptation moved me!!

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  39. Perhaps a love apple after all?
    rel

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  40. Bursting with raptureous joy! Throw in a sweet onion(I like a guy with layers.) and I am a happy women. I see tomatoes a little differently now. Thanks Stafford.

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  41. You fruity thing, you.......!!

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  42. This has got to be ,' The Mother of All Tomato Vines '. It grows and grows and grows.
    The "Jack and the Beanstalk" of Tomato Vines perhaps.
    * Hey!Disney* make it into little movie, *CAP'N JACK & HIS CHERRY TOMATO CHICKS * eh?

    Can see it all now Stafford..
    *YOU* be *Jack* and *WE* be your *LUSCIOUS* * TOMATO CHORUS LINE *

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  43. Don't know whether I should be flattered or annoyed at someone as you stealing my conception and name for your poetry.... as I "orgasmictomato" bred and grow the "only" orgasmic tomato, yes just up the road from Sydney... in Greta NSW since 2001... so was not yours to invent.

    Jim - (orgasmictomato)
    grower of the best tomatoes in Australia.

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