Tuesday 22 June 2010

Sniffer dogs

'Dogs are the best friend of man,
So they say, but I'm not a fan.
Their raison d'etre?
To wee, shit, etcet’ra,
And smell every anus they can!

(Response to Lena's and Gabrielle's dog blogs).

25 comments:

  1. no no no!!! I do object Sir!!! you need to meet our dog, you will change your mind ;-)

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  2. We were just discussing this very thing this afternoon. I miss our two yellow labs dreadfully, but not the chewing, hair and muddy paw prints. Sigh.

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  3. Birdie and Willow, (and Suz) I was only kidding. I really like dogs but to Suz I direct this question: "Which line(s) apply to the men in your life?" :-)

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  4. Priceless. OMG my son will love this!

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  5. Well that's not going in the dog poetry collection - bhahahahahahahaha Humping legs and crotch sniffing are bad habits too - bit embarrasssing.

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  6. MESSAGE FOR YOUR " NAUGHTINESS "
    WOOF! WOOF !WOOF!..G'RRRR
    G'RRRR ! G'RRRR ! WOOF!
    FROM A " GORGEOUS BEAR "

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  7. GB, you should really give up those habits. If they embarrass you, imagine how your friends feel! Ha ha ha ha ... Oops!

    And Robeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena (did I get the right number of e's?) Look up GB, she has nice legs.

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  8. Funny! I hope it wasn't inspired by a misstep.
    ;-)

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  9. Hilarious! And yes, I do love dogs. :)

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  10. Ahahahahhahahah! That was VERY funny!

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  11. oodozo, it was inspired by Lena. (see link) But, yes it could have been inpired by any number of 'missteps', the worst of which was when I collected a huge smelly one just before stepping into the car. Inside, with the heater going and smell recirculating, I accused my wife of dropping one before noticing the brake pedal was unusually slippery and eventually stopped to investigate.
    I had to wait a long time for the smell to go and even longer for forgiveness!

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  12. Many tanks 4 tha extra 15 ee's Stafford..Will have to do a lot of " Sniffin" and "Xtra Pole Dance Twirlin " for tha " Grand Sniff Up "..
    ..* tails are a twitchin 4 ya GB * ..

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  13. Thanks for making me laugh. Other than writing, it is such great therapy. Just be glad you never had a dog pee on your leg. That happened to me once when I went to visit a friend. :-)

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  14. You'll just keep milking this for all it's worth won't you Stafford :) I can do that too, Woof!

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  15. twitchin' right back at you robeeeeeena waggy, waggy :)

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  16. U writ tha rite numba of ee's in me name GB!
    Ah loves ya alredy...How's bout a " Widdle Run"
    roun tha blok sometime soooon ??
    xx..Woo! Woo!..WOOF

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  17. Hahahaha robeeeeeena - if in doubt, cut and paste (for right number of eee's).

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  18. U will be more than " Cut and Pasted " U " fluffy widdle ting, you will be " bit then buggered " ( if U gits me "pant" ) he! he !

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  19. How bout U Stafford..U comin 2 pla wif us 2

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  20. I'm going for a bucket of water!

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  21. Masta, Masta,Don't you dare wet my " New Friend GB " cause if yu do we mite use yor leg as a " Widdle Wee Tree" ..Whatch rekon GB ?

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  22. Bwahahahahaha!!!! I think this is geting R rated. I think you misunderstood my 'cut and paste' thing - I meant as in word processing - I know - not really a dog thing, but I'm a wolf (and we're more advanced). No threesomes with Stafford - he's getting a bucket of water so watch out. I'll be up for some moon howling though and the more the merrier :)

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  23. Hey! Babe!..
    So tis " Wolfies " U wanna pla eh?
    OK! GB, Cum 2 " Big Bang on Cracker Nite ".. Me " Twitchy Tush ", you, " Ridin Roughshod "..
    Moonbaby I'm wif U..
    All tha wa Babe ..? ?
    * Here's Lookin Upya Kid *

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