And here’s one for silly old fools:
“Don’t leave your dentures
On chairs, seats or benches.”
You could lose the Family Jewels.
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- Stafford Ray
- Batemans Bayf, New South Wales, Australia
- Ex almost everything, now writer, (fiction, poetry, essays).
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This is a charming and really rather wonderful post! It made me smile, but that picture is quite freaky :D
ReplyDeletehaha. my dad lost his last week...found them in the cup holder of the van...kinda freaked my boys out...lol.
ReplyDeleteIt's bound to happen
ReplyDeleteyou are a funny guy
Now which family jewels would they be I wonder - hahaha!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I like your new choppers - hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou are the King of the Limericks
ReplyDeleteNoice teef
that photo and that poem are HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteApsolutely love it! Thanks for all the smiles!
ReplyDelete:-)
Love the way your mind works ~ where it goes! Quite the warning ..... and very funny.
ReplyDeleteCute! I like that one, and the picture too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming to visit me? You asked what was my favorite red. I immediately thought of wine but did you mean the color red? In terms of wine, I like many but I think I prefer a good shiraz, which your country does the best - though the U. S. makes some very fine syrahs. I was in my glory when I did my twelve day Sydney to Auckland cruise many years ago. I was impressed with your white wines as well. I also like our American zinfandels, some of the Argentinian malbecs and I'm not adverse to a nice merlot or cab. Actually, I enjoy most wines as long as they're not too sweet ( with
ReplyDeletedessert, perhaps, and even then, not much ). Since my job loss 15 months ago and my income drop of $90,000/year, my wine purchases have plunged.
Tut! Tut!
ReplyDeleteHow Frightfully Cruel
The Removal of ' THOSE ' Family Jewels '
Never ' A NEW ONE OR TWO '
So When ' False', Bright and New
Never Bite Off ....
Much More Than You Chew
Thanks everyone, but I need advice. How do I get the dog to give back my new teef?
ReplyDeleteTeach him to * Read Your Blogs * Stafford
ReplyDeleteHe'll .. * Laugh The Buggers Out * ..
He! Haw! Ho!....