Monday, 28 June 2010

‘Ware you sit!

Wearing false teeth has its rules
And here’s one for silly old fools:
“Don’t leave your dentures
On chairs, seats or benches.”
You could lose the Family Jewels.

15 comments:

  1. This is a charming and really rather wonderful post! It made me smile, but that picture is quite freaky :D

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  2. haha. my dad lost his last week...found them in the cup holder of the van...kinda freaked my boys out...lol.

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  3. It's bound to happen
    you are a funny guy

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  4. Now which family jewels would they be I wonder - hahaha!

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  5. By the way, I like your new choppers - hahaha!

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  6. You are the King of the Limericks

    Noice teef

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  7. that photo and that poem are HILARIOUS!

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  8. Apsolutely love it! Thanks for all the smiles!
    :-)

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  9. Love the way your mind works ~ where it goes! Quite the warning ..... and very funny.

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  10. Cute! I like that one, and the picture too.

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  11. Thanks for coming to visit me? You asked what was my favorite red. I immediately thought of wine but did you mean the color red? In terms of wine, I like many but I think I prefer a good shiraz, which your country does the best - though the U. S. makes some very fine syrahs. I was in my glory when I did my twelve day Sydney to Auckland cruise many years ago. I was impressed with your white wines as well. I also like our American zinfandels, some of the Argentinian malbecs and I'm not adverse to a nice merlot or cab. Actually, I enjoy most wines as long as they're not too sweet ( with
    dessert, perhaps, and even then, not much ). Since my job loss 15 months ago and my income drop of $90,000/year, my wine purchases have plunged.

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  12. Tut! Tut!
    How Frightfully Cruel
    The Removal of ' THOSE ' Family Jewels '
    Never ' A NEW ONE OR TWO '
    So When ' False', Bright and New
    Never Bite Off ....
    Much More Than You Chew

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  13. Thanks everyone, but I need advice. How do I get the dog to give back my new teef?

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  14. Teach him to * Read Your Blogs * Stafford
    He'll .. * Laugh The Buggers Out * ..
    He! Haw! Ho!....

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