Friday 4 June 2010

Magpie 17

Going Bust.

More please!
What would you like now?
Rocky Road please.
But you're already had rock lobster.
Yes, and rock candy, but I'm still hungry. Do you have any rock cakes?
You're bottomless! Oops! Sorry, I know you're sensitive about that!
I've got some nice fresh concrete. That'll fill you up!

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22 comments:

  1. Bwahahaha! That's a bit mean Stafford - but it's ok, she's probably got no heart anyway.

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  2. A " Rock Solid Revelation " Stafford.

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  3. Maybe some jaw breakers for a snack?


    (Hey, by the way, I fixed your link. There was an extra "." at the end!)

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  4. OMG ... I am going to laugh at your Magpie for some time! Wonderful, just wonderful!

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  5. Too funny! Love the way you used this prompt!

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  6. Oh my goodness your a crack up! Rock solid Magpie right there ... very clever & very funny too! Loved it Stafford.

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  7. "Bottomless" oh, tee-freaking-HEE!!

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  8. * aND tHE oSCAR gOES tO *

    * You Stafford *

    For
    This " Witty Little Ditty "
    That's Rockin Round The World.

    To Coin A Phrase, ( if I may )
    It's Fan 'B' Tastic

    Keep on Chewin
    That Chunky , Chocky
    Rip Royal Rocky - Road.

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  9. Lots of fun..this is a boom, not a bust...and lucky girl, made of chocolate chips!! Thanks!!

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  10. ha. loved your mgapie and the chuckles it gave me...sometimes they seem they can eat the house and all...

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  11. This is hilarious! I always love a good slab of concrete on the side.

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  12. Thanks lyn, chocaholic and Brian with hungry children (aren't thay all!)and Alexis would like something solid to sink her teeth into. You are all crazy, thank goodness!

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  13. Haha! Very nice! Love the 'bottomless,' line. I'll have what she's havin'!

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  14. Very funny - def a teenager!

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  15. What a clever and quick little ode. Had me smiling all the way through.....especially the second time!

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  16. Boom boom. Love it. You remind me of Groucho Marx. LOLZ!

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  17. you had me at rocky road..great post!

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