Monday 25 March 2013

Always going, never coming..



My front and back, as you can see
are both the same; Oh woe is me!
Two bums, no dick,
I’d soon be sick,
If not fed intravenously!

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17 comments:

  1. I love this .... I need serious help!!

    Shaking my head in wonder ~ however do you come up with these? Your mind works in mysterious, wonderful ways, aren't we the lucky ones?

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    1. Hear ye, hear ye! I needed a break - and headed Downunder to rediscover laughter. Stafford, you are a gem!

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  2. Oh! This is hilarious! I was stumped by the image but I see you certainly found your way around it. (No pun intended.) And yes...I need help!

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  3. Ha ha like the Roman God Janus , look both ways Before you cross the street !

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  4. Another gem of a giggle worthy Mag, Stafford - you are ace!

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  5. guess I need help as I found this quite amusing! Have a great week Stafford!

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  6. Meter and rhyme - both excellent...

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  7. My favourite so far....you're well getting a Hey! Hey!......☺

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  8. Stafford (I'm a 1st time reader) a brilliant piece of Aussie humour. Well done mate, I don't need help and neither do you :-)

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    1. Thanks Rambly T, but I could not get into your blog, so if you return let me know how. I would like to return the compliment. :-)

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  9. I guess I DO need help.
    (But then, I knew that before...)

    Loved it.

    =)

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