Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Magpie 59 or, 'I had a wife like that once!'

Da Vinci's Ice Maiden.










Who is this woman, Mona Leezer?


Sexy eyes, for all that seezer.


Smug, assured,


Adored and bored,


She keeps her lovers in the freezer!




No need for worry or for doubt,


Jealousy to fret about.


When she fancies


Sweet romance, she


Chooses one and thaws him out!




Prompt by Magpie Tales

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17 comments:

  1. Oh gosh, I'm sorry for her lovers!

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  2. so she's just chillin' for awhile? ....clever clever you!

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  3. Excellent....excellent...excellent... great use of words and poetic license. Fantastic take! Vb

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  4. Damnation! Very clever..
    lolssssss

    "Chill Out Zone" has an entirely new meaning now!
    Hugs xx

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  5. Bwahahahahaha, gigglesnort! I used to keep vodka in the freezer, but now you are giving me ideas ;)

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  6. I can relate ... I have a few in my freezer !!

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  7. Haha! Love this! Fantastic =-)

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  8. I couldn't stop laughing after "seezer". :):):)

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  9. Do I sense some anger issues? On her part or yours? Very clever!

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  11. My first comment was delightful, but then I thought, it would be, if it weren't so true that is what men think. Why else is there so much violence against women? And it would probably be the other way around, he keeps her in the freezer?

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  12. Of the contents of the freezer, he would say, "He didn't want to do it, but she made him, dressed like a tart." Sorry to be such a "downer" today.

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  13. Loved this "Brothers Grimm" version! :)

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  14. Any which way you choose to do it, it's super!!

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  15. Brilliant!..... I want one of those freezers!

    Anna :o]

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