Thursday, 14 October 2010

Magpie thirty-sicks.

Riddle:
Q: Why do we love knockers?
A: Because they are something to a-door!
Boom boom!

















And now for something completely silly.

A one armed, one leg’d man I saw,
one eyebrow gone, but there was more;
one eye, one ear
and worse I fear;
His house had only half a door!

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31 comments:

  1. Now I could say something rude about a one-eyed trouser snake but I better not, for the sake of internet civility and all that jazz :)You are a very silly man Stafford - keep it up (boom, boom).

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  2. there once was guy down under
    who lived on a hill;
    he wouldn't,
    but his kangeroo will!

    (bada-boom)

    Wait until you check out your
    poem on my site.

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  3. And now for something completely silly - you mean the Basil Brush bit wasn't?

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  4. You remind me of Groucho Marx with your fast-moving repartee. You don't smoke cigars, do you? It is also possible you might be channelling Spike Milligan.
    Keep the chuckles comin'....

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  5. Very clever and funny, ha! ha
    1

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  6. ha ha ha.. I really love your sense of humor!!

    keep painting smiles on our faces :)

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  7. you're a dear one Stafford
    what can't you do
    this was the best laugh

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  8. Funny! I thought the photo looked like 1/2 a door as well. :)

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  9. I liked it very much....one of everything!

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  10. "His house had only half a door."
    I wish that my house had a floor.
    This walking around
    Without touching the ground
    Is getting to be quite a bore.

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  11. It's so good to laugh, and the sillier the better...don't stop now!

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  12. Hi Stafford,
    Your fun response to an image that mostly gets a sombre reaction is quite refreshing!

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  13. I just love your work! I'm always trying to think of clever things like this, but it's just not in me. Makes me smile. :)

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  14. Smiles and more smiles ... brilliant!

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  15. haha. the comments are as delightful as your playfulness...and i guess the guy was rather half empty kind eh?

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  16. Why do men name their penises?

    Because they don't want a complete stranger making all of their decisions!

    :)

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  17. If only a half a door is necessary then a full door is redundant...sorry...must be the tequila.

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  18. love your style--thank you for the laughter! great magpie!

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  19. lol......sounds like a victim from one of my son's house parties.....!

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  20. Funny man... very humorous.

    Well done.

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  21. I miss laughing, Stafford and headed straight to your blog.

    How are you?

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