The Vicar’s Duck
‘I do need my duck to be pure and untouched;
Not one up behind which, the sneaky drake snucked!’
“No way!”, said Wang-Ling.
“This virginal duckling,
Has never been ravished; it's only been plucked!”
More fowl stories at Magpie Tales.
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Tricky!
ReplyDeleteKay, Alberta, Canada
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You got that right-e-o
ReplyDelete:D
good one.
ReplyDeleteI remember my grandmother plucking ducks .. they did look pretty ravished! Funny pome!
ReplyDeleteGreat Limerick Stafford!
ReplyDeleteA virginal duckling? How lovingly different is the taste. And how to determine if it is virginal in the first place! ( a sneaky drake had not snucked!) A lot of permutations can be resolved by just going to the KFC.
Hank
I take my hat off to you for this one! LOL
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it...!!!well done!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what magpies taste like? I love your wicked lines.
ReplyDeleteIsabel x
Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder they're wearing those blank expressions.
ReplyDeleteSo they departed this life with nothing to quack about? Great work again, Stafford.
ReplyDeleteha. you sure dance the words sir...a little ravishing is not a bad thing you know..smiles.
ReplyDeleteDear Stafford: I'm in shock! My mouth is hanging agape! Oh my what irreverence! I love it!Chiccoreal
ReplyDeleteGotta love the pluck-ed duck.
ReplyDeleteshocking ;)
ReplyDeleteLove this fowl story..great mind at work!!
ReplyDeletegreat limerick and there's more than one way to be f....d!
ReplyDeleteKathe... do tell!
ReplyDeleteyour take is the best,
ReplyDeletewow.
I am hungry.
A great new form! The pentametric limerick. Nice one.
ReplyDeletelol......at least she got a right good plucking if nothing else!
ReplyDeleteSpot on with this write-up, I truly believe that this website needs far more attention.
ReplyDeleteI'll probably be returning to read more, thanks for the advice!
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