Monday, 17 October 2011

The Vicar's Duck is now a Magpie.

















The Vicar’s Duck
‘I do need my duck to be pure and untouched;
Not one up behind which, the sneaky drake snucked!’
“No way!”, said Wang-Ling.
“This virginal duckling,
Has never been ravished; it's only been plucked!”

More fowl stories at Magpie Tales.

23 comments:

  1. Tricky!

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  2. I remember my grandmother plucking ducks .. they did look pretty ravished! Funny pome!

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  3. Great Limerick Stafford!
    A virginal duckling? How lovingly different is the taste. And how to determine if it is virginal in the first place! ( a sneaky drake had not snucked!) A lot of permutations can be resolved by just going to the KFC.

    Hank

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  4. I take my hat off to you for this one! LOL

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  5. Glad to hear it...!!!well done!!

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  6. I wonder what magpies taste like? I love your wicked lines.

    Isabel x

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  7. No wonder they're wearing those blank expressions.

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  8. So they departed this life with nothing to quack about? Great work again, Stafford.

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  9. ha. you sure dance the words sir...a little ravishing is not a bad thing you know..smiles.

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  10. Dear Stafford: I'm in shock! My mouth is hanging agape! Oh my what irreverence! I love it!Chiccoreal

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  11. Love this fowl story..great mind at work!!

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  12. great limerick and there's more than one way to be f....d!

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  13. your take is the best,
    wow.
    I am hungry.

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  14. A great new form! The pentametric limerick. Nice one.

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  15. lol......at least she got a right good plucking if nothing else!

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