A winner, a night
a need to rejoice
In through the door,
enticed by her voice.
He, innocent asked;
‘Can I kiss you Ophelia?’
She took off her robe.
“Your money, your choice!”
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To lovers or art; 'I apologise'.
To old comedians; 'You said it first!'
To those who are offended by naughty rhymes; 'Stiff!'
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A cheeky spin on the traditional innocent Ophelia and focusing on her mad whore phase! Very creative!
ReplyDeleteNo nunnery for this Ophelia chick!!
ReplyDeletewell now...for the right amount of money...ha...nice stafford...smiles...
ReplyDeleteyep- no nunnery for Ophelia....is this naughty or nice- I say both!
ReplyDeleteIt took me a second or two to get it :) LOL I'm a bit slow this morning.....afternoon. See.
ReplyDeleteIt really must be read aloud!
Delete‘Can I kiss you Ophelia?’
ReplyDelete'And then get to feel ya?' I suppose would be the next question? Hehehe!
Is not that a tautism? Anyone reading this, please supply correct spelling. We are talking about saying the same thing twice, as in 'salty saline' for example.
DeleteSometimes truth CAN be humourous!
ReplyDeleteYou are amazing!
ReplyDeleteI need a bit of naughty - life is very serious and hectic at the moment. Good - but still hectic.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you can offend open-minded poets, they might not be as talented as they proclaim!
ReplyDeletethat was very risque!!
ReplyDelete<a href="http://zongrik.wordpress.com/2012/07/02/where-are-the-koi/>where are the koi</a>
Thank you, I am trying to build a reputation.
Deletehahahaha - your reputation precedes you (or something like that Stafford)
ReplyDeleteor 'proceeds' him in this case ;-)
DeleteThe Mark pays, so that is where the proceeds come from. I wasn't there... promise!
DeleteThis could have come from the mouth of those old music hall comedians who enjoyed running close to the edge. As you said, they said it first -but you did it better!
ReplyDeletePerfect spin Mr Ray
ReplyDeleteInteresting take on Ophelia...giggle...
ReplyDeleteExcellent Stafford.
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Who would have thought, the knock shop ! , but it is as easy to fall in love there as anywhere else. Love truly knows no bounds ! .
ReplyDelete‘Can I kiss you Ophelia?’
ReplyDeleteI frequently ask Ada the same thing...