Friday 8 June 2012

Working as a vegetable.

This is a picture of me arriving for work. .


















My boss might appear like a fool,
To pay me to swim in his pool.
But he makes a motza
By bottl-ing lotza
Pool water, he markets as Gruel!

Go take a look in Tess's veggie garden for real poetry.
PS. Been out of range all week, almost missed my 101th consecutive magpie!

41 comments:

  1. Some enterprising chaps sell 'bottled drinking water' here. This is actually bottled tap water as opposed to bottled mineral or spring water. In the case of pool water, I took unintended gulps of water while swimming before. I suppose the chlorine did its job to make the water ok - if not for an overdose of pungent smell and taste. Nice Limerick Stafford!

    Hank

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    1. Yes, Hank, Our bottled water costs double the price of petrol! However, I cheat by filling empty bottles from MY tap for nothing... well, one cent's worth of water fills about a hundred bottles, and in the time it takes to line up at the cash register, I can fill ten.
      However, I once stayed in a motel in LA where the tap water was undrinkable, so I was obliged to buy bottled water.
      However II, if I walked down the road a few metres, I could buy an excellent coffee PLUS a glass of water for the price of one small bottled water!

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  2. Hehe! Lovely limerick Stafford.

    Anna :o]

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  3. haha, on a hot summer day i bet you would make quite the soup...

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  4. This visual image is troubling me. And yet somewhat nostalgic. Does anyone remember those Fruit The Loom advertisements of the 80s?

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    1. I agree the image is troubling, I would never hang such art where I could see it. And I could imagine how it would terrify the children. Haha! Where were the ads shown? Tasmania?

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  5. If gruel contained a smidgen of vitamin content ... prisoners wouldn't have had so much scurvy!!
    I'm just sayin' ~~~

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