My boss might appear like a fool,
To pay me to swim in his pool.
But he makes a motza
By bottl-ing lotza
Pool water, he markets as Gruel!
Go take a look in Tess's veggie garden for real poetry.
PS. Been out of range all week, almost missed my 101th consecutive magpie!
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Some enterprising chaps sell 'bottled drinking water' here. This is actually bottled tap water as opposed to bottled mineral or spring water. In the case of pool water, I took unintended gulps of water while swimming before. I suppose the chlorine did its job to make the water ok - if not for an overdose of pungent smell and taste. Nice Limerick Stafford!
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