Monday 10 September 2012

Cubic’s Rube.



















Dear Sir, is there anything wrong?
You’ve sat there, not eating so long.
You sent back uneaten,
 the toast, rye and wheaten,
So is Sir content with the bong?

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Sorry, Tess but temptation was too great.
Prompted by Tess and her wonderful art collection.

27 comments:

  1. I so look forward to your creative mind...excellent and as always, you make me smile.

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  2. Ahh, I love it!!! :) So good, especially calling him "Sir," and your final line. Excellent.

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  3. I always look forward to the smile I know I'm going to leave with...

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  4. But if he HAD been using that bong, he would be hungry indeed!

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  5. just give it a few moments...or hits....he will be hungry for sure...smiles.

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    1. Hey, wait up you guys! How come you are the experts? Just you wait until Snowbrush gets here!!

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  6. Smokin'! So funny, Stafford! Thanks for sharing. =D

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  7. ah, Stafford, you made me laugh out loud. Again! (Bong? WTF is a bong??) Just kidding!

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  8. Chuckles! The witty posting is here! So he's not happy with the bong! Let him be. There's nothing wrong with any bongs! Wonderful write, Stafford!

    Hank

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  9. Sounds like you have been lurking about in 'nutty crunchy' land!! Orgeonians know bongs.

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  10. I thought it was a coffee pot! What an innocent I am.

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    1. Maybe you are right, coffee was the drug of choice then, but available was heroin and ganja, both advertised openly in the press!
      Didn't need drug cartels and drug lords back when it could be bought at the local tobacconist!

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  11. Bread and Bongs are such fiendishly inseparable travelling companions, i feel.

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  12. Very clever - particularly your title. Enjoyed it immensely.

    ;-)

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  13. Ah! It is not often one gets such an opportunity since the Pope started checking out Robin Hood's merry men! No it was not Will Scarlett, nor was it Maid Marion, although he probably did.
    I almost opted for an alternative title, considering the contents of the bong, ie, Will Speed, but the scene is too clinical to suggest messiness.

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  14. Never having dabbled, I had to google "bong." Now all is clear. Another great bowl of StaffordHumour!

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  15. Never having dabbled, I had to google "bong." Now all is clear. Another great bowl of StaffordHumour!

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    1. Thanks Doc. So there is another name for it in the UK!

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  16. From the title to the last line this one is one of your best- so damn clever and funny!

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  17. :) Very nice. Thank you for stopping by Las Aventuras. Look forward to your work:) Chris

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  18. Excellent fun.

    (Had to google bong - now I know!)

    Anna :o]

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  19. ... always thought that led to the munchies... but what do I know.

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