We tried it for all we was worf
To kiss, but no way on this earf!
His outsize proboscis
At first really stopped us,
Until we found bliss soixante-neuf!
Note: You will be relieved to learn there is no second verse.
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.. this puts you in the 'bad boy' category!!
ReplyDeleteI liked this, from end to end...so to speak.
ReplyDeleteSo, I take it that you have a big nose?
ReplyDelete;-)
Great fun write.
ReplyDeletelove it... ;D
ReplyDeletei agree with Helen... cute!
ReplyDeleteJJRod'z
Only you would come up with that limerick Stafford ;)
ReplyDeleteChuckles were had. Thanks,
ReplyDeleteLoved this! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteGreat take!
ReplyDeletePS only you could come up with that post-script
this really made me laugh thank you for the smiles x x
ReplyDeletenaughty and nice take Stafford!
ReplyDeletehaha...you know that they say about guys with big noses....
ReplyDeletebig boogers obviously...
fun play stafford
I owe you again Stafford....you crack me up!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot - you're one of a kind!
ReplyDeletesoixante-neuf; tres bien!!
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Dear Stafford; Oh yes! I get it! "34"!cHiCCoReaL
ReplyDeleteI was well past soixante-neuf before I found bliss. Eh? What am I saying.
ReplyDeleteSplendid limerick, Stafford.
All sounds naughty but nice to me! lol
ReplyDeleteBig noses can be a turn off. Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteHa, ha. Clever.
ReplyDeletelol.......! And of other things French.... What a lot of time Cyrano De Bergerac wasted! I'd have been right in there!!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about men with big noses.........
ReplyDeletei hope he didn't have a cold
ReplyDeleteHow are you today?
ReplyDeleteHappy end of November!
Appreciated your support to our poetry picnic,
Hope to see you share today,
A random poem or old poem will do the wonders too.
Your talent rocks.
Hope to see you in.
xoxox
cool magpie.