Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Magpie 53 unmasked.

Really, really ugly!











Who was that monster unmasked?
She furtively, fearfully asked.
Then saw on the label,
It says ‘Auntie Mabel!’
And Grandma said “Well! I’ll be farked!”

Ugly prompt by Tess at Magpie Tales!

30 comments:

  1. poor auntie mabel...she may never find a man...

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  2. Dear Stafford: Definitely tis Auntie Mabel! I can see her fangs!

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  3. I don't think she'll make it through the shaker holes!

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  4. heheh - nice one.
    Good luck with, and kudos on, the reading program too!

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  5. I laughed out loud to this! Sounds a hell of a lot like my Gran! You should see what she used to knit!!

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  6. Stafford,
    farked?
    Is that an Aussie word?
    Smooth.
    rel

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  7. Is there no end to your talents
    I had an Aunt Mabel once....

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  8. A good one...as always. Love your poems.

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  9. The Adventures of Fred Farkle; Rump Ranger
    comes to mind, or those scenes in JOHNNY
    DANGEROUSLY where the Greek gangster
    referred to the farging bastishes!
    Terrific piece, per usual; fun from the
    bottom of the globe, unless you live there
    and then it is just fun.

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  10. This is thigh-slappingly good. You've done it again *snort*

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  11. Bwahahahaha - ditto what Selma said.

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  12. OUCH!! Seriously??!?!? I will make sure I will never look for Auntie Mabel at night.. lest I scream in horror! :)

    Loved this one, Stafford!!! And thanks for the *warning* ;)

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  13. Well I'll be farked you are a hoot Stafford!!
    :-)

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  15. Well fark me dead
    you're alive!
    Footsie thought
    you had drowned
    I said
    'no worries'
    Mooloolaba
    is not flood prone
    he's probably on the beach
    waxing his surfboard
    contemplating stuff to teach

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  16. farked again! yet another rash of laughter from this corner!

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