Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Magpie 53 unmasked.

Really, really ugly!











Who was that monster unmasked?
She furtively, fearfully asked.
Then saw on the label,
It says ‘Auntie Mabel!’
And Grandma said “Well! I’ll be farked!”

Ugly prompt by Tess at Magpie Tales!
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30 comments:

  1. Brian Miller15 February 2011 at 2:43 pm

    poor auntie mabel...she may never find a man...

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  2. Tumblewords:15 February 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Snort! What a fun piece!!

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  3. Reflections15 February 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Great laugh! Thanks.

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  4. cosmos cami15 February 2011 at 5:35 pm

    LOL

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  5. Martin15 February 2011 at 6:02 pm

    Good one, Stafford.

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  6. Kodjo Deynoo15 February 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Yes very poor auntie mabel..lol

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  7. chiccoreal15 February 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Dear Stafford: Definitely tis Auntie Mabel! I can see her fangs!

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  8. Deborah15 February 2011 at 11:50 pm

    LOL!

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  9. Tess Kincaid16 February 2011 at 12:01 am

    I wondered who is was!!

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  10. Helen16 February 2011 at 1:53 am

    I don't think she'll make it through the shaker holes!

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  11. Other Mary16 February 2011 at 2:27 am

    heheh - nice one.
    Good luck with, and kudos on, the reading program too!

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  12. Helena16 February 2011 at 2:41 am

    I laughed out loud to this! Sounds a hell of a lot like my Gran! You should see what she used to knit!!

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  13. Kristen Haskell16 February 2011 at 3:02 am

    Aunt Mabel you sure are ugly!

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  14. rel16 February 2011 at 11:13 am

    Stafford,
    farked?
    Is that an Aussie word?
    Smooth.
    rel

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  15. Suz16 February 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Is there no end to your talents
    I had an Aunt Mabel once....

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  16. Linda17 February 2011 at 2:38 am

    A good one...as always. Love your poems.

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  17. Glenn Buttkus17 February 2011 at 6:06 am

    The Adventures of Fred Farkle; Rump Ranger
    comes to mind, or those scenes in JOHNNY
    DANGEROUSLY where the Greek gangster
    referred to the farging bastishes!
    Terrific piece, per usual; fun from the
    bottom of the globe, unless you live there
    and then it is just fun.

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  18. Unknown17 February 2011 at 11:14 am

    Grandma..you slay me :)

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  19. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 11:35 am

    This is thigh-slappingly good. You've done it again *snort*

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  20. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 12:34 pm

    Bwahahahaha - ditto what Selma said.

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  21. Everyday Goddess17 February 2011 at 1:35 pm

    That's hilarious, nice Magging!

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  22. Kavita18 February 2011 at 10:42 am

    OUCH!! Seriously??!?!? I will make sure I will never look for Auntie Mabel at night.. lest I scream in horror! :)

    Loved this one, Stafford!!! And thanks for the *warning* ;)

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  23. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall18 February 2011 at 11:48 am

    cool magpie.

    powerful humor.

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  24. Carrie Van Horn19 February 2011 at 12:53 am

    Well I'll be farked you are a hoot Stafford!!
    :-)

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  25. Anonymous19 February 2011 at 8:03 pm

    LOL :D
    that was a good one :D

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  26. rallentanda20 February 2011 at 7:48 am

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  27. rallentanda20 February 2011 at 7:52 am

    Well fark me dead
    you're alive!
    Footsie thought
    you had drowned
    I said
    'no worries'
    Mooloolaba
    is not flood prone
    he's probably on the beach
    waxing his surfboard
    contemplating stuff to teach

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  28. annell421 February 2011 at 3:10 am

    Is that the monster in us?

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  29. Kathe W.22 February 2011 at 11:12 am

    farked again! yet another rash of laughter from this corner!

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  30. The Blog of Bee23 February 2011 at 10:03 am

    Laughing.............

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