
Oh, God, is this one of your tricks?
You nasty old five (*****)!
You promised to help me,
So why did you give me
To Salvador Dali to fix!?
Trying to rhyme 'Dali', leads one to Bob Marley on a Harley so I abandoned that idea and employed the good old set of (five) asterisks to denote a word one would rather not commit to print. Find more erudite contributions at Magpie Tales.