Tuesday 7 February 2012

RIP Magpie



















Here lies the body of Jessica Kelly,
Who stuffed so much cake and tart in her belly,
That she could not eat
Her veggies and meat
And choked on a huge slice of strawberry jelly!

More offerings can be seen at Magpie Tales.
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22 comments:

  1. Claudia7 February 2012 at 3:10 am

    haha..i like...didn't expect a verse like this and almost spit my tea...strawberry jelly...gosh...love it

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  2. Suz7 February 2012 at 3:38 am

    now that you mention it..it does look like a spot of jelly

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  3. Snowbrush7 February 2012 at 4:37 am

    I should have expected her little hands and arms to be, well, not so little.

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  4. Brian Miller7 February 2012 at 5:03 am

    lol...to choke on jelly would be quite the feet...should have listened to her parents...smiles.

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  5. Anonymous7 February 2012 at 7:52 am

    Poor old Jessica Kelly

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  6. Wayne Pitchko7 February 2012 at 7:56 am

    nice one....thanks for sharing this

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  7. Gabrielle Bryden7 February 2012 at 10:23 am

    Bwhahahaha - I bet you are the only one who saw jelly in that picture ;)

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  8. ninotaziz7 February 2012 at 11:07 am

    Welcome back Stafford...I know you have been around. The sea and go-green warrior you.

    Enjoyed this.

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  9. Deborah7 February 2012 at 6:06 pm

    LOL ... Brilliant!!

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  10. Cad7 February 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Another fun take on a dark subject, thanks! LOL

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  11. Susan Anderson8 February 2012 at 5:15 am

    heehee

    Poor Jess.

    ;)

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  12. Jingle Poetry At Olive Garden8 February 2012 at 2:16 pm

    this is clever...

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  13. Jingle Poetry At Olive Garden8 February 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Hello,
    How are you?
    Do you like challenges?
    Share your talent with us by writing for our theme today, or share a random piece of poetry.

    Hope to see you soon!
    Best wishes.
    Cheers.
    Happy Creative Writing,
    xoxox

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  14. Doctor FTSE9 February 2012 at 5:53 am

    OMG, Stafford! Of course! It's a slice of strawberry jelly. And there was me thinking it's raspberry! Silly me!
    Great fun Magpie! See you next week.

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  15. Helena9 February 2012 at 7:19 am

    Hee hee....my kinda ending! Actually, the stone does look like a jelly cube bit in half....nice on a sandwich, too...!

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  16. Anonymous9 February 2012 at 4:21 pm

    I love this so much. Thanks for a great laugh!

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  17. Little Nell9 February 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Oh I do like a good cautionary tale! A little light relief amongst all the doom and gloom?

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  18. Tess Kincaid10 February 2012 at 3:08 am

    I always come here anticipating a giggle...and I'm never disappointed...

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  19. Donna B.11 February 2012 at 3:10 am

    You, Mr. Are very talented!

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  20. hyperCRYPTICal11 February 2012 at 10:40 am

    Brilliant!

    Anna :o]

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  21. Wander12 February 2012 at 8:06 am

    I like your take on the "slice" I think one of the best things about Tess's prompts are that they open us up in that creative way and that we then get to see through other creators eyes...

    Thank you for coming to my site and I hope to see you there again some day.

    Wander

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  22. ds13 February 2012 at 5:50 am

    HA!! Thanks for the chuckles.

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