Tuesday, 7 February 2012
RIP Magpie
Here lies the body of Jessica Kelly,
Who stuffed so much cake and tart in her belly,
That she could not eat
Her veggies and meat
And choked on a huge slice of strawberry jelly!
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haha..i like...didn't expect a verse like this and almost spit my tea...strawberry jelly...gosh...love it
ReplyDeletenow that you mention it..it does look like a spot of jelly
ReplyDeleteI should have expected her little hands and arms to be, well, not so little.
ReplyDeletelol...to choke on jelly would be quite the feet...should have listened to her parents...smiles.
ReplyDeletePoor old Jessica Kelly
ReplyDeletenice one....thanks for sharing this
ReplyDeleteBwhahahaha - I bet you are the only one who saw jelly in that picture ;)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Stafford...I know you have been around. The sea and go-green warrior you.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed this.
LOL ... Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteAnother fun take on a dark subject, thanks! LOL
ReplyDeleteheehee
ReplyDeletePoor Jess.
;)
this is clever...
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OMG, Stafford! Of course! It's a slice of strawberry jelly. And there was me thinking it's raspberry! Silly me!
ReplyDeleteGreat fun Magpie! See you next week.
Hee hee....my kinda ending! Actually, the stone does look like a jelly cube bit in half....nice on a sandwich, too...!
ReplyDeleteI love this so much. Thanks for a great laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh I do like a good cautionary tale! A little light relief amongst all the doom and gloom?
ReplyDeleteI always come here anticipating a giggle...and I'm never disappointed...
ReplyDeleteYou, Mr. Are very talented!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
I like your take on the "slice" I think one of the best things about Tess's prompts are that they open us up in that creative way and that we then get to see through other creators eyes...
ReplyDeleteThank you for coming to my site and I hope to see you there again some day.
Wander
HA!! Thanks for the chuckles.
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