(In American English)
After dinner of consummate class,
Intimacy rebuffed, alas.
She wasn’t here for
What I was, so therefore;
I'm left with ‘a nice piece of glass’!
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You old rascal you!
ReplyDeleteAh, sometimes it happens ;-)
ReplyDeleteAh the twists of communication or lack thereof! Love the limerick sound!
ReplyDeleteyou bravo...
ReplyDeletebless you on next meeting.
It does seem to work with an American accent ;) I get this one - haha
ReplyDeleteinstead of a lovely piece o' a.......
ReplyDeleteyou clever man!
Half full or half empty?
ReplyDeleteshucks ...
ReplyDeleteAnd there you go ... hope learn to read the signs a little better next time.
ReplyDeleteLove your think globally, act locally advice.
ReplyDeleteAnd the good laugh too!
Stafford, this is just glassic!! Damn near fell off my chair, and I've just got started in my day! Thanks for the fun!
ReplyDeleteYou wonderfully manic man, you!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Stafford!
ReplyDeleteI loved it... excellent write.
ReplyDeleteLOL I liked this cheeky reminder to never fill your glass unless you're sure it comes with an ass lol hahaha
ReplyDeleteouch, that smarts! but hilarious too!
ReplyDeleteYay! Love it!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Ha! Happens too often, I'm afraid. All she wanted was dinner. :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Meeting of the minds is not an easy feat!
ReplyDeleteOh, the twists of getting together after class... meeting of the minds and then... sorry, got an early morning final.
ReplyDeleteI feel a kinship with Cad and Ada... LOL
ReplyDeleteFun, upbeat work. Made me smile.
ReplyDeletehaha, so whimsical! I loved this. Thank you for sharing.
ReplyDeleteStopping by yours is always a delight, Stafford. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeletespot on! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliantly funny Stafford....I love it!!
ReplyDelete:-)
you knew we'd like it
ReplyDeleteoh this is tasty and humorous! :D a delightful read! :)
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apt ending, love the whole tale.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think that Helen thinks that this sentiment was inspired by old age. Ha, it's old age that makes the glass look rather appealing by comparison.
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