Tuesday 1 July 2014

Anyone for Poker




















You want to keep playing now, Ron?
I warn you, this card is tres bon.
If you insist,
And continue this tryst,
You will not have a single stitch on!

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She took both his apples
And his wild grass.
If she has her way
She’ll soon have his arse!

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10 comments:

  1. 21 Wits1 July 2014 at 9:20 am

    I knew she stole those apples!

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  2. Eddie Bluelights1 July 2014 at 11:36 am

    I see!
    Good job there were only two verses!! LOL

    Loved it ~ Eddie

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  3. Kathe W.1 July 2014 at 1:08 pm

    oh Stafford you never ever disappoint!

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  4. Helen1 July 2014 at 1:34 pm

    I love how you included the apples ~~ and the grass .. do you suppose they have been indulging .. makes for a mellow game I suspect!

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  5. Silent Otto 1 July 2014 at 10:41 pm

    Quite fetching ,L-Ron !

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  6. Jinksy2 July 2014 at 9:27 am

    Oh, nice one! And I don't mean her arse...

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  7. Helena3 July 2014 at 8:25 am

    Gutsy girls in these humour verses. I've had an arse or two in my time, I can tell ya!

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  8. Belva Rae Staples3 July 2014 at 9:11 am

    Funny and clever! Stolen apples taste better.

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  9. Truedessa4 July 2014 at 12:58 pm

    haha this made me laugh she took his apples and wild grass..

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  10. Ginny Brannan4 July 2014 at 1:12 pm

    Ooh, a clever little twisted limerick. Love the humor for a change!

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