Monday, 25 March 2013

Always going, never coming..



My front and back, as you can see
are both the same; Oh woe is me!
Two bums, no dick,
I’d soon be sick,
If not fed intravenously!

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17 comments:

  1. Helen25 March 2013 at 6:07 am

    I love this .... I need serious help!!

    Shaking my head in wonder ~ however do you come up with these? Your mind works in mysterious, wonderful ways, aren't we the lucky ones?

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    1. ninotaziz25 March 2013 at 9:41 pm

      Hear ye, hear ye! I needed a break - and headed Downunder to rediscover laughter. Stafford, you are a gem!

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  2. Doctor FTSE25 March 2013 at 6:18 am

    Superb, Stafford.

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  3. anthonynorth25 March 2013 at 6:23 am

    Oh, that was good. Great fun.

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  4. Yvonne Osborne25 March 2013 at 10:53 am

    Oh! This is hilarious! I was stumped by the image but I see you certainly found your way around it. (No pun intended.) And yes...I need help!

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  5. Silent Otto 25 March 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Ha ha like the Roman God Janus , look both ways Before you cross the street !

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  6. Martin25 March 2013 at 5:58 pm

    Classic Stafford!

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  7. Jinksy25 March 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Another gem of a giggle worthy Mag, Stafford - you are ace!

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  8. Kathe W.26 March 2013 at 2:45 am

    guess I need help as I found this quite amusing! Have a great week Stafford!

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  9. Berowne26 March 2013 at 9:24 am

    Meter and rhyme - both excellent...

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  10. Helena26 March 2013 at 11:02 am

    My favourite so far....you're well getting a Hey! Hey!......☺

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  11. Unknown26 March 2013 at 10:19 pm

    Stafford (I'm a 1st time reader) a brilliant piece of Aussie humour. Well done mate, I don't need help and neither do you :-)

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    1. Stafford Ray27 March 2013 at 3:41 am

      Thanks Rambly T, but I could not get into your blog, so if you return let me know how. I would like to return the compliment. :-)

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  12. 21 Wits27 March 2013 at 12:52 am

    Oh no poor sad lad is he!

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  13. Susan Anderson27 March 2013 at 1:41 am

    I guess I DO need help.
    (But then, I knew that before...)

    Loved it.

    =)

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  14. Little Nell29 March 2013 at 10:04 am

    A real Pushmi-pullyu!

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