It took so long to get it on,
determined to not be spied upon.
But it must come off agin
After the tonic and gin,
So I can go to visit the john!
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Suggested design improvement.
Image borrowed from here.
You can come out now Tess, we know you are in there!
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I asked you twice
ReplyDeleteTo help me dress,
You got it upside down!
Drinks are on you .. you silly sot
For making me a mess!
Scotch?
Deletecarefully plan while getting dressed
ReplyDeletemake sure your clothes come off easily
or you're bound to be really stressed
and will push the limits of decency
Scotch?
ReplyDeleteJ & B, for flustered me
Now help me get undressed.
It took so long to get it on
BE CAREFUL!!! My right breast!
to be or not to be
ReplyDeleteshe thought as she tugged on the lavender tube
hopefully this will be a fashionista look
as opposed to looking like a boob?
Listen, you two! I was trying to be serious!
DeleteSerious? You? Come on, get real!
ReplyDeleteWe’ve got your number, Sir.
Irreverent, cheeky, tons of fun ..
On this we both concur.
Of course you are right on all counts.
DeleteMy father claimed that in his childhood the children from the 'mountains' (he lived in North Wales) were sown into there underwear at the beginning of every winter ...
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like that, Jane. As I get older I'm finding the daily shower more and more of a bore. I rely instead on daily swims. (Doesn't make you want to visit, does it!)
ReplyDeleteYou three made me smile. Thank you! I couldn't take this image seriously either.
ReplyDeleteOh, I missed all the fun!
ReplyDeleteNever too late to join in, Ninot!
DeleteI have a cold, a blocked nose, a slight fever, a headache and two kittens that run underfoot all day! I do not feel to good, Stafford...
Delete*too good
DeleteRum for the cold, chilli sauce and rum for the blocked nose, can't do much about the fever except after the other two concoctions you won't care and kittens taste great in brandy sauce. All fixed.
DeleteGot your email and message over at my blog. I will have extra chill in tom yam kung, thank you!
DeleteAnd you know I am a teetotaler!
I think Rudy and I had a little bit too much fun and my whole body went in shock.
DeleteHa Ha! Let you simmer in tom yam kung over that!
you ninny ;)
ReplyDeleteShhh! I take myself seriously!
DeleteBoy that would be a SERIOUS problem for me what has to "go" about every 2 hours...
ReplyDeleteBeer does that for me too!
DeleteExcellent ergonomic design...
ReplyDeleteI thought so, but either her crack has been smudged out or she is a monobutt. Poor thing would need surgery more than a flap in the jammies!
DeleteHa ha, isnt that what the hole at the top is for ?
ReplyDeleteA strategically placed area for a drop stitch or two could be the answer here.....or the glass at a struggle.......☺
ReplyDeleteShe`s going to have to hold it in.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. I so very much enjoyed this!
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