Monday, 10 September 2012

Cubic’s Rube.



















Dear Sir, is there anything wrong?
You’ve sat there, not eating so long.
You sent back uneaten,
 the toast, rye and wheaten,
So is Sir content with the bong?

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Sorry, Tess but temptation was too great.
Prompted by Tess and her wonderful art collection.
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27 comments:

  1. Donna B.10 September 2012 at 7:19 am

    I so look forward to your creative mind...excellent and as always, you make me smile.

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  2. Anonymous10 September 2012 at 7:22 am

    Ahh, I love it!!! :) So good, especially calling him "Sir," and your final line. Excellent.

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  3. Tess Kincaid10 September 2012 at 7:48 am

    I always look forward to the smile I know I'm going to leave with...

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  4. Catalyst10 September 2012 at 8:15 am

    But if he HAD been using that bong, he would be hungry indeed!

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  5. Brian Miller10 September 2012 at 8:47 am

    just give it a few moments...or hits....he will be hungry for sure...smiles.

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    1. Stafford Ray10 September 2012 at 9:09 am

      Hey, wait up you guys! How come you are the experts? Just you wait until Snowbrush gets here!!

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  6. Unknown10 September 2012 at 11:05 am

    Smokin'! So funny, Stafford! Thanks for sharing. =D

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  7. R. Burnett Baker10 September 2012 at 11:41 am

    ah, Stafford, you made me laugh out loud. Again! (Bong? WTF is a bong??) Just kidding!

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  8. kaykuala10 September 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Chuckles! The witty posting is here! So he's not happy with the bong! Let him be. There's nothing wrong with any bongs! Wonderful write, Stafford!

    Hank

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  9. Helen10 September 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Sounds like you have been lurking about in 'nutty crunchy' land!! Orgeonians know bongs.

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  10. Little Nell10 September 2012 at 11:43 pm

    I thought it was a coffee pot! What an innocent I am.

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    1. Stafford Ray11 September 2012 at 9:47 am

      Maybe you are right, coffee was the drug of choice then, but available was heroin and ganja, both advertised openly in the press!
      Didn't need drug cartels and drug lords back when it could be bought at the local tobacconist!

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  11. Silent Otto 11 September 2012 at 1:05 am

    Bread and Bongs are such fiendishly inseparable travelling companions, i feel.

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  12. Suz11 September 2012 at 1:16 am

    oh ..so staffordish ;)

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  13. gautami tripathy11 September 2012 at 2:53 am

    Such a wonderful write!

    blacker than the white

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  14. 00dozo11 September 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Very clever - particularly your title. Enjoyed it immensely.

    ;-)

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  15. Stafford Ray11 September 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Ah! It is not often one gets such an opportunity since the Pope started checking out Robin Hood's merry men! No it was not Will Scarlett, nor was it Maid Marion, although he probably did.
    I almost opted for an alternative title, considering the contents of the bong, ie, Will Speed, but the scene is too clinical to suggest messiness.

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  16. Doctor FTSE11 September 2012 at 5:49 pm

    Never having dabbled, I had to google "bong." Now all is clear. Another great bowl of StaffordHumour!

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  17. Doctor FTSE11 September 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Never having dabbled, I had to google "bong." Now all is clear. Another great bowl of StaffordHumour!

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    1. Stafford Ray12 September 2012 at 6:57 am

      Thanks Doc. So there is another name for it in the UK!

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  18. Kathe W.13 September 2012 at 12:32 am

    From the title to the last line this one is one of your best- so damn clever and funny!

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  19. Rohrerbot13 September 2012 at 12:20 pm

    :) Very nice. Thank you for stopping by Las Aventuras. Look forward to your work:) Chris

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  20. hyperCRYPTICal13 September 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Excellent fun.

    (Had to google bong - now I know!)

    Anna :o]

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  21. John15 September 2012 at 1:06 am

    Love the humor.

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  22. annell416 September 2012 at 4:35 am

    Delightful! How you are well.

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  23. Margaret16 September 2012 at 12:38 pm

    ... always thought that led to the munchies... but what do I know.

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