Women are catty and spiteful;
Of others’ bare forms, are judgemental.
But men will attest;
When seeing a breast,
They just feel eternally grateful!
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Based on a quote from Robert De Niro.
Thanks to Tess,who shared her nude image.
I am grateful.
hA HA! Cheers, mate!
ReplyDeleteI bet Tess will come after you!
ReplyDeleteI am quaking!
DeleteReminds me of the old Billy Crystal quote ...
ReplyDeleteyour usual lovely light-hearted take. Thank you
Yes, in that same collection of quotes, that included Billy Crystal, George Burns (aged 90) said: "Attempting sex at 90 is like playing pool with a length of rope!"
DeleteMakes me wonder how -and why - you know about such quotes?! LOL
DeleteTrust you to come up with a quirky view, Stafford. :)
And where can one find them?
DeleteClever; an entertaining take on the prompt...
ReplyDeleteForever the witty comments, playfully rendered. Good show Stafford, you are brave!
ReplyDeleteHank
I wonder if Tess has ever had anyone banished.
Deletei marvel at the beauty of our architecture....smiles
ReplyDeleteWhat intrigues me about that is the attraction one cane toad feels for another.
DeleteI only came aboard on the proviso there would be a teat.
ReplyDeleteWas that 'teat' or 'treat'? Or maybe they are the same thing... ask a baby. :-)
Delete... not if the breast in question is over 70! (couldn't resist - Tess may have to banish me as well)
ReplyDeleteA conversation I overheard between two musicians watching a stripper.
Delete"What lovely breast!"
"They're all lovely!"
My pleasure, Ford...thanks for the giggle...
ReplyDeletePhew!
DeleteI wish Tess would come after me!
ReplyDeleteYes, she is special but I get the impression she is 'taken'.
DeleteSo funny. Naughty, but nice!
ReplyDeleteI do try so hard to be nice, but sometimes...
DeleteOf course they do! Very cute!
ReplyDeleteSo good to have a comment from a woman of experience.
DeleteWell, all I can say is, it's nice to be appreciated!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, and as often as possible... please.
Deletehmmmm I've known some of those catty and spiteful wimmen...give me a grateful man anytime!
ReplyDeleteI am confident in saying I am sure Russell is grateful. :-)
DeleteEternally grateful indeed! I once asked my husband what he would do if I had to have both my breasts removed with cancer and this was his reply: "I would have them pickled in a jar at the foot of the bed." :-):-)
ReplyDeleteOK.... then which end would he sleep?
DeleteOh very wise!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
LoL....you've no idea how significant this is to me!
ReplyDeleteSend photos.
DeleteSo it's been proved then? Most men are 'breast men'?
ReplyDeleteNot most Bee, all! Although some of us do appreciate other bits and pieces... some of us even appreciate BRAINS!
ReplyDeleteOh that is good news!!
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