If I had but known that was your intention, The windshield would never have rated a mention! But wait on my dear, I still have one fear... I wonder if petting will strain the suspension!
Thanks Nellie, it sometimes feels I am channelling Spike Milligan! He was another helpless idiot. Did you know there is a bridge in Woy Woy named after him?
Ha! It is really called Woy, as is Wagga (pronounced wogga) but it passes the ears too quickly to register, so we say it twice. Wagga on the other hand, can be found on maps as Wagga Wagga, as can Jilliby Jilliby and Grong Grong. All of the above is a lie. Actually, our indigenous forebears have a base 5 numbering system I have been told, and apparently that allows them to estimate numbers of sheep for instance with great accuracy. But where there was a big mob of anything or where there was need to express an extreme, the name was repeated. Woy Woy means 'much water', Grong Grong means 'very bad camping place' so one wonders why the silly white fellas built a town there!
As far as i know, you are the only person in recorded culture vulture history to realise that Adolphe was sitting in the car painting, he wasnt silly ! Bravo
Why limit yourself to just one identity . I think we are all entitled to at least 72 ! . It could take me a while to set up that many blogs, what a nightmare cor the draconian corporate state if we all realised ourselves in this way ! . Whoops, sounds like Ned talking, Dunnit ? , theyll never catch him in the snowy mountains.
I agree that following people with multiple blogs is a pain in the arse, unless second and subsequent blogs are special interest. However, I think Ned is still with you.
ha. funny but scary too when you get off the road like that...
ReplyDeleteNot for you, Stafford.
ReplyDeleteSuper cute. :) I love when people say "arse."
ReplyDeleteAh but you have risen to the challenge (as always) - been there!
ReplyDeleteI think we all have!
DeleteBut you always make it seem easy, good sir! :)
ReplyDeleteOff the road - or off the rails - you always make us smile. :)
ReplyDeleteResponse from driver:
ReplyDeleteMy dear
Why must you be so crass
We missed the turn 'tis true
Windshield's fine
No need to fuss
Just had an urge to cuddle you
If I had but known that was your intention,
DeleteThe windshield would never have rated a mention!
But wait on my dear,
I still have one fear...
I wonder if petting will strain the suspension!
Springs and shocks
DeleteAre working fine
Front and rear alike
Missed your chance, you silly man
I’m off to ride my bike
Now hold on there and don't be terse,
DeleteIt's just my nature- risk averse.
So let's go back
To our love shack...
(If I can ever find reverse!)
I bet this just flowed from your - er, computer! Made me chuckle too.
ReplyDeleteThanks Nellie, it sometimes feels I am channelling Spike Milligan! He was another helpless idiot. Did you know there is a bridge in Woy Woy named after him?
DeleteWoy's that then?
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DeleteHa! It is really called Woy, as is Wagga (pronounced wogga) but it passes the ears too quickly to register, so we say it twice. Wagga on the other hand, can be found on maps as Wagga Wagga, as can Jilliby Jilliby and Grong Grong. All of the above is a lie. Actually, our indigenous forebears have a base 5 numbering system I have been told, and apparently that allows them to estimate numbers of sheep for instance with great accuracy. But where there was a big mob of anything or where there was need to express an extreme, the name was repeated. Woy Woy means 'much water', Grong Grong means 'very bad camping place' so one wonders why the silly white fellas built a town there!
DeleteThis sounds like the conversation in my car...
ReplyDeleteWhat a good idea! See above.
Deleteheehee
ReplyDelete=)
As far as i know, you are the only person in recorded culture vulture history to realise that Adolphe was sitting in the car painting, he wasnt silly ! Bravo
ReplyDeleteOf course, and thank you. But you still have not told we, your followers what happened to Hermit Ned!
DeleteWhy limit yourself to just one identity . I think we are all entitled to at least 72 ! . It could take me a while to set up that many blogs, what a nightmare cor the draconian corporate state if we all realised ourselves in this way ! . Whoops, sounds like Ned talking, Dunnit ? , theyll never catch him in the snowy mountains.
DeleteI agree that following people with multiple blogs is a pain in the arse, unless second and subsequent blogs are special interest. However, I think Ned is still with you.
DeleteI think it was the river you went off into, not the grass - I'm pretty sure a sponge isn't going to help.
ReplyDeleteLOL at you & Helen - I could read you guys all day :)
Don't encourage her!
DeleteMy arrival is late but your verse is still so real and so funny, Stafford. Thank you for sharing your tidbits of truth. =D
ReplyDeleteOh no, not the dirty glass again! :)
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