Monday, 17 October 2011

The Vicar's Duck is now a Magpie.

















The Vicar’s Duck
‘I do need my duck to be pure and untouched;
Not one up behind which, the sneaky drake snucked!’
“No way!”, said Wang-Ling.
“This virginal duckling,
Has never been ravished; it's only been plucked!”

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22 comments:

  1. Kay L. Davies17 October 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Tricky!

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  2. christopher17 October 2011 at 2:52 pm

    You got that right-e-o
    :D

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  3. sunny17 October 2011 at 4:48 pm

    good one.

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  4. Helen17 October 2011 at 4:51 pm

    I remember my grandmother plucking ducks .. they did look pretty ravished! Funny pome!

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  5. kaykuala17 October 2011 at 6:48 pm

    Great Limerick Stafford!
    A virginal duckling? How lovingly different is the taste. And how to determine if it is virginal in the first place! ( a sneaky drake had not snucked!) A lot of permutations can be resolved by just going to the KFC.

    Hank

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  6. Jinksy17 October 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I take my hat off to you for this one! LOL

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  7. Christine17 October 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Glad to hear it...!!!well done!!

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  8. Isabel Doyle17 October 2011 at 8:58 pm

    I wonder what magpies taste like? I love your wicked lines.

    Isabel x

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  9. Other Mary18 October 2011 at 1:14 am

    Hahahahaha!

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  10. Martin18 October 2011 at 1:42 am

    No wonder they're wearing those blank expressions.

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  11. Doctor FTSE18 October 2011 at 3:07 am

    So they departed this life with nothing to quack about? Great work again, Stafford.

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  12. Brian Miller18 October 2011 at 3:47 am

    ha. you sure dance the words sir...a little ravishing is not a bad thing you know..smiles.

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  13. Anonymous18 October 2011 at 4:18 am

    Dear Stafford: I'm in shock! My mouth is hanging agape! Oh my what irreverence! I love it!Chiccoreal

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  14. Tumblewords:18 October 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Gotta love the pluck-ed duck.

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  15. Anonymous18 October 2011 at 3:52 pm

    shocking ;)

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  16. Lyn18 October 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Love this fowl story..great mind at work!!

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  17. Kathe W.19 October 2011 at 12:07 am

    great limerick and there's more than one way to be f....d!

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  18. Stafford Ray19 October 2011 at 5:35 am

    Kathe... do tell!

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  19. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson Barry19 October 2011 at 11:42 am

    your take is the best,
    wow.
    I am hungry.

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  20. Trellissimo19 October 2011 at 10:51 pm

    A great new form! The pentametric limerick. Nice one.

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  21. Helena21 October 2011 at 5:56 am

    lol......at least she got a right good plucking if nothing else!

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