‘Pink of my John’ would be dandy,
Or ‘Jump Up and Kiss Me’ quite handy.
‘Flame Thrower’ is nice.
But take my advice
And never call any bloke ‘Pansy!’
Read more of Magpie Tales 57 varieties.
(Whimsical names for Pansy from Wiki)
Thursday 17 March 2011
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bhahaha - very funny Stafford :)
ReplyDelete... or make the bloke sing 'Sweet Violets'
ReplyDeleteNice one Stafford
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ReplyDeleteWise words and excellent wordplay! Here, if you call a bloke "Pansy", he'll kiss you without your permission if you're a girl, or knock you out if you're a guy.
ReplyDeleteI dropped by to tell you that I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award: http://beatofmydrum.com/?p=4184. The bloggers I admire most are the funny ones, and you are, without a doubt, funny! And an excellent writer at that. Hope you'll accept the award. :)
He-he! Delightful and jaunty!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Pink of my John? What on earth do you mean...?? Oh, THAT pink of my John.....!!
ReplyDeleteStafford you are king of the dittys! You truly could write music! I still remember a cute song my grandfather taught me when I was a kid...it went like this:
ReplyDeleteHandsome Harry handsome Harry Thomas
he was sued yes sued for breach of promise
he took Mary walking down the dell
and said "don't you dare to tell"
Mary went right home and told her Mother
Maw told Paw then Paw then told the brother
the brother told the Preacher
and the Preacher told a wedding bell
never take a walk with Mary
never take a walk with Sue
never take a walk with Maude or Carrie
thats the kind of girl you'll have to marry
if you take a girl out walking
down a little shady dell
always take a girl name Daisy
why?
cause Daisys wont tell! :-)