Tuesday 29 March 2011

Magpie 59 or, 'I had a wife like that once!'

Da Vinci's Ice Maiden.










Who is this woman, Mona Leezer?


Sexy eyes, for all that seezer.


Smug, assured,


Adored and bored,


She keeps her lovers in the freezer!




No need for worry or for doubt,


Jealousy to fret about.


When she fancies


Sweet romance, she


Chooses one and thaws him out!




Prompt by Magpie Tales

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17 comments:

  1. Kristen Haskell29 March 2011 at 7:28 am

    Oh gosh, I'm sorry for her lovers!

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  2. Marilyn & Jeff29 March 2011 at 7:46 am

    Oh excellent, I love this!

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  3. Kathe W.29 March 2011 at 11:13 am

    so she's just chillin' for awhile? ....clever clever you!

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  4. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 11:28 am

    Excellent....excellent...excellent... great use of words and poetic license. Fantastic take! Vb

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  5. Olivia29 March 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Damnation! Very clever..
    lolssssss

    "Chill Out Zone" has an entirely new meaning now!
    Hugs xx

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  6. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Bwahahahahaha, gigglesnort! I used to keep vodka in the freezer, but now you are giving me ideas ;)

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  7. Helen29 March 2011 at 12:53 pm

    I can relate ... I have a few in my freezer !!

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  8. DebbyMc29 March 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Haha! Love this! Fantastic =-)

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  9. Steve Capelin29 March 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Not bad for an old geezer.

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  10. Tess Kincaid29 March 2011 at 9:50 pm

    I couldn't stop laughing after "seezer". :):):)

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  11. Shari29 March 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Do I sense some anger issues? On her part or yours? Very clever!

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  12. annell430 March 2011 at 12:49 am

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  13. annell430 March 2011 at 12:52 am

    My first comment was delightful, but then I thought, it would be, if it weren't so true that is what men think. Why else is there so much violence against women? And it would probably be the other way around, he keeps her in the freezer?

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  14. annell430 March 2011 at 12:55 am

    Of the contents of the freezer, he would say, "He didn't want to do it, but she made him, dressed like a tart." Sorry to be such a "downer" today.

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  15. Margaret30 March 2011 at 1:41 am

    Loved this "Brothers Grimm" version! :)

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  16. Lyn30 March 2011 at 4:12 am

    Any which way you choose to do it, it's super!!

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  17. hyperCRYPTICal31 March 2011 at 2:24 am

    Brilliant!..... I want one of those freezers!

    Anna :o]

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