Q: Why do we love knockers?
A: Because they are something to a-door!
Boom boom!
And now for something completely silly.
A one armed, one leg’d man I saw,
one eyebrow gone, but there was more;
one eye, one ear
and worse I fear;
His house had only half a door!
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Now I could say something rude about a one-eyed trouser snake but I better not, for the sake of internet civility and all that jazz :)You are a very silly man Stafford - keep it up (boom, boom).
ReplyDeletethere once was guy down under
ReplyDeletewho lived on a hill;
he wouldn't,
but his kangeroo will!
(bada-boom)
Wait until you check out your
poem on my site.
And now for something completely silly - you mean the Basil Brush bit wasn't?
ReplyDeleteSmiles all round from me! :)
ReplyDeleteYou remind me of Groucho Marx with your fast-moving repartee. You don't smoke cigars, do you? It is also possible you might be channelling Spike Milligan.
ReplyDeleteKeep the chuckles comin'....
Very clever and funny, ha! ha
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ha ha ha.. I really love your sense of humor!!
ReplyDeletekeep painting smiles on our faces :)
you're a dear one Stafford
ReplyDeletewhat can't you do
this was the best laugh
Chuckling here!
ReplyDeleteFunny! I thought the photo looked like 1/2 a door as well. :)
ReplyDeleteI liked it very much....one of everything!
ReplyDelete"His house had only half a door."
ReplyDeleteI wish that my house had a floor.
This walking around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore.
beautiful wordplay,
ReplyDeletevery charming tale.
It's so good to laugh, and the sillier the better...don't stop now!
ReplyDeleteyou kill me Shecky...
ReplyDeletesimply adorable you are!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeleteStafford are you available?
ReplyDeleteHi Stafford,
ReplyDeleteYour fun response to an image that mostly gets a sombre reaction is quite refreshing!
I just love your work! I'm always trying to think of clever things like this, but it's just not in me. Makes me smile. :)
ReplyDeleteSmiles and more smiles ... brilliant!
ReplyDeletethanks for the giggle
ReplyDeleteU r a funny, silly, man.
ReplyDeletehaha. the comments are as delightful as your playfulness...and i guess the guy was rather half empty kind eh?
ReplyDeleteWhy do men name their penises?
ReplyDeleteBecause they don't want a complete stranger making all of their decisions!
:)
If only a half a door is necessary then a full door is redundant...sorry...must be the tequila.
ReplyDeletelove your style--thank you for the laughter! great magpie!
ReplyDeletelol......sounds like a victim from one of my son's house parties.....!
ReplyDeleteFunny man... very humorous.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
I miss laughing, Stafford and headed straight to your blog.
ReplyDeleteHow are you?