Friday, 4 June 2010

Magpie 17

Going Bust.

More please!
What would you like now?
Rocky Road please.
But you're already had rock lobster.
Yes, and rock candy, but I'm still hungry. Do you have any rock cakes?
You're bottomless! Oops! Sorry, I know you're sensitive about that!
I've got some nice fresh concrete. That'll fill you up!

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22 comments:

  1. Gabrielle Bryden4 June 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Bwahahaha! That's a bit mean Stafford - but it's ok, she's probably got no heart anyway.

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  2. 00dozo4 June 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Heh heh. Nice Magpie!

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  3. butterfly6 June 2010 at 7:28 am

    A " Rock Solid Revelation " Stafford.

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  4. Tess Kincaid6 June 2010 at 9:09 am

    Maybe some jaw breakers for a snack?


    (Hey, by the way, I fixed your link. There was an extra "." at the end!)

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  5. Helen6 June 2010 at 11:29 am

    OMG ... I am going to laugh at your Magpie for some time! Wonderful, just wonderful!

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  6. Tumblewords:6 June 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Too funny! Love the way you used this prompt!

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  7. Peggy7 June 2010 at 12:47 am

    Great little vignette

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  8. Aoife.Troxel7 June 2010 at 4:57 am

    haha great laugh :)

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  9. Katherine7 June 2010 at 8:33 am

    Oh my goodness your a crack up! Rock solid Magpie right there ... very clever & very funny too! Loved it Stafford.

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  10. Vicki Lane7 June 2010 at 2:44 pm

    "Bottomless" oh, tee-freaking-HEE!!

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  11. Zany7 June 2010 at 8:14 pm

    * aND tHE oSCAR gOES tO *

    * You Stafford *

    For
    This " Witty Little Ditty "
    That's Rockin Round The World.

    To Coin A Phrase, ( if I may )
    It's Fan 'B' Tastic

    Keep on Chewin
    That Chunky , Chocky
    Rip Royal Rocky - Road.

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  12. Lyn7 June 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Lots of fun..this is a boom, not a bust...and lucky girl, made of chocolate chips!! Thanks!!

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  13. Brian Miller8 June 2010 at 12:18 am

    ha. loved your mgapie and the chuckles it gave me...sometimes they seem they can eat the house and all...

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  14. alexis nicole8 June 2010 at 9:43 am

    This is hilarious! I always love a good slab of concrete on the side.

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  15. Stafford Ray8 June 2010 at 10:53 am

    Thanks lyn, chocaholic and Brian with hungry children (aren't thay all!)and Alexis would like something solid to sink her teeth into. You are all crazy, thank goodness!

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  16. Anonymous8 June 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Haha! Very nice! Love the 'bottomless,' line. I'll have what she's havin'!

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  17. Niamh8 June 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Very funny - def a teenager!

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  18. Helena9 June 2010 at 1:18 am

    What a clever and quick little ode. Had me smiling all the way through.....especially the second time!

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  19. ~T~9 June 2010 at 8:26 am

    Ha ha! This rocks!

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  20. Suz9 June 2010 at 12:31 pm

    quite amusing
    excellent

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  21. Anonymous9 June 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Boom boom. Love it. You remind me of Groucho Marx. LOLZ!

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  22. C.M. Jackson10 June 2010 at 12:07 pm

    you had me at rocky road..great post!

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